Me: Jeff don't make me get the almighty newspaper >.> Jeff: What is a stupid piece of paper going to do ? *grins* Me: I will beat you with words, knowledge and wisdom! Jeff:*pulls out knife* Go To Sle- Me: naw I aint about that life doh *grabs newspaper * TAKE DIS! Jeff: oh fu-*gets wacked with the almighty newspaper* OW! BITCH! Me: Back you joker wanna-be back! Jeffh fuck! *gets back in computer* Me: and stay there smile child!!!!
Me:*sees jeff come out of the PC* uhm hello jeff Jeff: Hello~ Me: Dont chu dare.. Jeff: hehehe GO.TO.SLEEP! Me: dont make me call my CP -.- Jeff: she's not even real! (P.S jeff is afraid of my CP) Me: Oh really?....SHE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! *brings out butcher knife* Jeff: HOLY -boop- DONT EAT MEH! *goes back in the computer* Me: aand you say your not afraid of anything huh? Jeff: shaddup -.-
Me: *sees Jeff* Jeff Jeff: hi there Me: hi and bye *shoves Jeff back in computer* Jeff: WTF? HEY! *knocks on screen* LET ME OUT!! Me: HELL NO! *looks around room* Jeff: *knocks on screen harder* LET ME OUT NOW!! Me: *spots and grabs mace* not a chance *holds up mace to the screen* Jeff: *sees mace and backs up* Oh you wouldn't dare Me: oh yeah try me Jeff Jeff: *growls and pouts* Me: thats what i thought and just so you know if you come out of my computer again i will mace your ass Jeff: *growls even louder* so not fair Me: ya well no one said life was fair my murderous little friend Jeff: *growls and pouts*
Jeff: *climbing out of the laptop screen* Seven days are up bitches!!! Me: Get your pale ass back in there. Jeff: Nope! Me: *growls* Jeffery.... Jeff: What? Me: Do you wanna know my secret???? Jeff: NO! *returns to TV* Anything but Jimmy Casket. Me: Works every time *laughs manically*
me:Sup Jeff why do you come out from my computer just like that? Jeffecause i can bitches! me:Uhhhhhhh ok. Jeff:can i kill you? me:meh fuck YOU Jeff:You said meh so yeh i can me:you douche Jeff:deal with it